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Richard Branson keeps feeding his attention addiction July 29, 2007

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Richard Branson, the Virgin Atlantic airline chief, lifted the lid on how he joined the mile-high club in a plane toilet, in interview extracts released Sunday.The British entrepreneur said it was “every man’s dream,” adding that he had to wipe handprints off the toilet mirror following the high-flying high jinks.

The 57-year-old knight also admits to having tried cocaine, ecstasy and Viagra, in the forthcoming edition of GQ monthly men’s magazine.

“I was sitting in economy on a Freddie Laker flight, next to this very attractive lady, as we headed to Los Angeles,” said the boss of Virgin Atlantic.

“We got chatting and it went a bit further. And it was every man’s dream, to be honest. I was about 19,” the tycoon boasted.

“I remember getting off the plane and she turned to me and said, ‘Look, it’s slightly embarrassing but I am meeting my husband at arrivals, would you mind holding back a bit.’ But it was a memorable flight.

“The problem with plane loos generally is that they are very small, and the acrobatics can’t take too long because there’s no room and people start banging on the door,” Branson explained.

“What I remember vividly is seeing four handprints on the mirror as we finished, and thinking I’d better wipe them off.”

Branson’s Virgin airline has made no bones about using sex to sell seats. It has used slogans including “Hello gorgeous,” “Love at first flight,” “You never forget your first time,” “More experience than the name suggests,” and “Extra inches where it counts.”

Speaking about his experiences with the virility drug Viagra, Branson said: “I had to tie something around my trousers for the rest of the next day to make sure nothing showed.”

He admitted: “I took ecstasy once… but it didn’t have a massive effect on me.”

Of cocaine, he added: “I suspect I’ve tried it, yes.”

And he said Keith Richards, the hell-raising Rolling Stones guitarist, was the “first person to teach me how to roll a joint.

“I haven’t tried skunk (a strong variety of cannabis), I have smoked cannabis though. I went with my son on his gap year, for God’s sake. We learnt to surf and had some nights where we laughed our heads off for eight hours.”

The Virgin Group chairman joked he would be good at Tantric sex, “but I keep dropping the book.”

Branson has combined canny business sense with a gift for self-promotion, and his goings-on have long fascinated British media.

Newspapers have recently linked the flamboyant businessman’s daughter Holly with Prince William, who is second in line to the British throne.

But Branson insisted the pair were “just good friends” and his daughter marrying the prince would be “a dreadful idea.”

He said: “Nothing against William, but the life the royals lead, and the responsibilities that go with it are very difficult.”

Where is Moshe Dayan when you need him? July 29, 2007

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 From the Jerusalem Post:“A Golani soldier was nearly left behind in the Gaza Strip overnight Thursday after he fell asleep near the security barrier following a day-long IDF operation, Israel Radio reported on Sunday.

During the night on Thursday, the 51st Golani battalion concluded an operation in southern Gaza that left five gunmen dead and uncovered a significant amount of arms. Only after the soldiers crossed back into Israel did they realize that one of their comrades was missing. They began searching for him at their base, but soon discovered he had been left on the other side of the barrier.

At first, the platoon feared that he had fallen asleep as they were returning to Israel and no one had noticed. Sources in the Southern Command also feared that IDF observation posts would identify the soldier and draw fire. After searching for some time on both sides of the barrier, the soldier was located some 700 meters inside Palestinian territory. The soldiers who found him said he was exhausted and scared.

An initial IDF investigation found that the soldier had fallen asleep as the platoon was conducting its headcount. The investigation also found that another soldier had answered in his friend’s name, leading the platoon to think that all the troops were accounted for. Only after they had entered Israel and conducted another headcount did they realize their mistake.

Since the kidnapping of IDF Cpl. Gilad Schalit in Gaza over a year ago, the Southern Command has made great efforts to avoid a repeat occurrence. Their concern has been compounded by continued threats from Palestinian terror groups’ intent on conducting more kidnappings.

Even Hamas, which is now in charge of the Gaza Strip, has voiced such threats. In April, Khalil Abu Lailah, a senior Hamas official in the Gaza Strip, said Hamas would resume its efforts to try and kidnap IDF soldiers as a bargaining chip for Palestinians held in Israeli jails.

Hamas’s decision to kidnap Israeli soldiers is not just a threat,” he said. “For us, this is a strategic issue aimed at securing the release of all our prisoners from Israeli jails. Hamas has made it very clear that it will continue to kidnap Israeli soldiers until our prisoners are freed. By keeping our people in Israeli jails, Israel will lose more soldiers.”

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1185379030653&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

The Puns in this one are just too many to count. . . July 29, 2007

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Jerry Garcia brushed here . . . July 28, 2007

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LOS ANGELES (AP) — The man who bought Jerry Garcia’s house 10 years ago is selling everything, including the kitchen sink.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-07-28-garcia-home_N.htm

David Koltys — who sold the deceased Grateful Dead guitarist’s toilet and other fixtures last year — said Friday he plans to clear out the last of his Grateful Dead inventory.

Koltys said he will offer up the home’s kitchen sink, Jacuzzi, stereo speakers and several other items.

The toilet fetched $2,500 at a similar auction last year.

Like that auction, this one will benefit the Sophia Foundation, a San Francisco Bay area non-profit that aids children and families during marital separations and divorces, Koltys said.

The largest ketchup bottle wasn’t enough so . . . July 28, 2007

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COLLINSVILLE, Ill. (AP) — First came the world’s largest ketchup bottle.

Now citizens of this southern Illinois community are after the record for the world’s largest ketchup packet.

Collinsville has partnered with the H.J. Heinz Co. to fill an 8-foot tall, 4-foot wide plastic pouch with 1,500 pounds of the tomato goop for a school fundraiser.

“That’s a lot of ketchup,” said Tracey Parsons, a Heinz spokeswoman.

The company donated 4,000 glass bottles of the condiment that people can buy for $1 and pour into the packet.

Hundreds in the city, which is the home of a 170-foot-tall water tower shaped like a giant ketchup bottle, showed up Saturday to participate in the ketchup filling and other fundraising activities.

Organizers expected the packet to be filled to capacity with 130 gallons by Saturday evening.

The feat is being submitted to the Guinness Book of World Records. If accepted, it will be the world’s largest ketchup packet, Parsons said.

The proceeds will go to the Collinsville Christian Academy, which is celebrating its 25th anniversary. Part of the school was destroyed by a fire earlier this week.

After it’s filled with ketchup, the giant packet will be sealed and kept in Collinsville for a few days before being transported to the Pittsburgh-based company’s headquarters.

Parsons said the ketchup won’t ever be eaten.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-07-28-ketchup-record_N.htm

And this is how the FCC spends our hard earned money! July 27, 2007

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K-WHAT? Unbuilt Maui TV station lands questionable call letters

THE call letters KUNT have landed at a yet-unbuilt low-power digital television station in Wailuku, Maui.Alarmingly similar to a word the dictionary says is obscene, the call letters were among a 15-page list of new call letters issued by the Federal Communications Commission and released this week.

The same station owner also received KWTF for a station in Arizona.

From Skokie, Ill., comes a sincere apology “to anyone that was offended,” said Kevin Bae, vice president of KM Communications Inc., who requested and received KUNT and KWTF. It is “extremely embarrassing for me and my company and we will file to change those call letters immediately.”

On the Net:
» svartifoss2.fcc.gov/reports7/callsign.cfm

He thanked your columnist for bringing the matter to his attention and pledged to, “make sure I don’t fall asleep on the job when selecting call signs again.”

One might understand how Bae’s eyes could glaze over during selection, as KM has some 80 sets of call letters and alpha-numeric callsigns for TV and radio stations in several states.

No KM station is yet on the air in Hawaii but its mainland TV stations carry programming from America One Network, My Network TV and the CW.

The call letter snafu was a source of great mirth for Bae’s attorney.

“I can’t tell you how long he laughed at me when he learned of my gaffe,” Bae said.

Broadcasters for generations have joked among themselves about call letters resembling off-color words or acronyms knowing the FCC would never approve their assignment — but that was before computerization.

KCUF-FM near Aspen, Colo. got its F-word-in-reverse call letters in August of 2005 and has been on the air since December, “Keeping Colorado Uniquely Free,” its Web site says. Uh, yeah.

Station officials could not be reached, but the automated pop-music slinger has been written about twice in the Aspen Daily News. The paper said radio regulators “blessed the call letters.”

However, assignment of call letters actually is an automated process, according to Mary Diamond of the FCC’s Office of Media Relations. Broadcasters use the FCC Web site to request and receive call letters with no oversight from Beavis, his partner, or any FCC regulator.

Dude, seriously. Even after years of concerns over broadcast indecency and the debate about fines for fleeting profanities that hit the air.

The Code of Federal Regulations allows applicants to request call letters of their choice as long as the combination is available. Further, “objections to the assignment of requested call signs will not be entertained at the FCC,” it states.

Erika Engle is a reporter with the Star-Bulletin.

http://starbulletin.com/2007/07/26/business/engle.html

Whale vs. rescuerer July 26, 2007

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TOKYO (Reuters) – A Japanese fisherman drowned on Tuesday after a whale he was trying to rescue capsized his small fishing boat, a coastguard official said.

Three fishermen tried to rescue the sperm whale, about 10-meter (yard) long, after it strayed into a bay off the southwestern island of Shikoku, about 800 km (500 miles) southwest of Tokyo.

But the panicked creature turned on them and struck the vessel, the coastguard official said.

A 58-year-old fisherman drowned while two other fishermen were rescued, he added.

Followup to Squid Octopi . . . July 25, 2007

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MONTEREY, Calif. – Jumbo squid that can grow up to 7 feet long and weigh more than 110 pounds are invading central California waters and preying on local anchovy, hake and other commercial fish populations, according to a study published Tuesday.

An aggressive predator, the Humboldt squid — or Dosidicus gigas — can change its eating habits to consume the food supply favored by tuna and sharks, its closest competitors, according to an article published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences journal.

“Having a new, voracious predator set up shop here in California may be yet another thing for fishermen to compete with,” said the study’s co-author, Stanford University researcher Louis Zeidberg. “That said, if a squid saw a human they would jet the other way.”

The jumbo squid used to be found only in the Pacific Ocean’s warmest stretches near the equator. In the last 16 years, it has expanded its territory throughout California waters, and squid have even been found in the icy waters off Alaska, Zeidberg said.

Zeidberg’s co-author, Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute senior scientist Bruce Robison, first spotted the jumbo squid here in 1997, when one swam past the lens of a camera mounted on a submersible thousands of feet below the ocean’s surface.

More were observed through 1999, but the squid weren’t seen again locally until the fall of 2002. Since their return, scientists have noted a corresponding drop in the population of Pacific hake, a whitefish the squid feeds on that is often used in fish sticks, Zeidberg said.

“As they’ve come and gone, the hake have dropped off,” Zeidberg said. “We’re just beginning to figure out how the pieces fit together, but this is most likely going to shake things up.”

Before the 1970s, the giant squid were typically found in the Eastern Pacific, and in coastal waters spanning from Peru to Costa Rica. But as the populations of its natural predators — like large tuna, sharks and swordfish — declined because of fishing, the squids moved northward and started eating different species that thrive in colder waters.

Local marine mammals needn’t worry about the squid’s arrival since they’re higher up on the food chain, but lanternfish, krill, anchovies and rockfish are all fair game, Zeidberg said.

A fishermen’s organization said Tuesday they were monitoring the squid’s impact on commercial fisheries.

“In years of high upwellings, when the ocean is just bountiful, it probably wouldn’t do anything,” Zeke Grader, the executive director of the Pacific Coast Federation of Fishermen’s Associations. “But in bad years it could be a problem to have a new predator competing at the top of the food chain.”

Need a compliment? July 25, 2007

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WASHINGTON – People walking by a bright red-and-white striped box on a busy street in the nation’s capital may be surprised to hear a reassuring voice say, “You have nice eyes.” Or, “People are drawn to your positive energy.”

“The Compliment Machine” is the work of Tom Greaves, 46, a Washington artist. It’s part of an exhibit of public art called SitesProject D.C.

Greaves compared the machine to children’s soccer teams, where “win or lose, everyone gets a trophy.”

He recorded 100 compliments, and an iPod Nano inside the machine plays them at random over a speaker — like a mechanical, speaking fortune cookie.

Greaves tweaks the compliments every night, adding some and removing others. The iPod is removed at night so it doesn’t get stolen.

The machine operates from about 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. each day through July 27.

GOP wants you at a fundraiser “shoot”. July 25, 2007

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BOSTON (Reuters) – A planned Republican fundraiser in New Hampshire aims to promote gun ownership in America by letting supporters fire powerful military-style weapons — from Uzi submachine guns to M-16 rifles.

The Manchester Republican Committee is inviting party members and their families to a “Machine Gun Shoot” where, for $25 (12.12 pounds), supporters can spend a day trying out automatic weapons, said organizer Jerry Thibodeau.

“It’s a fun day. It’s a family day,” said Thibodeau of the August 5 event. “It’s quite exciting.”

Local Democrats say the event is in poor taste amid a spike in violent crime in Manchester and seeks to glorify the use of machine guns for political gain. The right to own guns has come under heightened scrutiny since the April shooting at Virginia Tech where a gunman killed 32 people.

“It is downright offensive,” Chris Pappas, the Manchester Democratic party chairman, told the Union Leader newspaper.

Thibodeau said he invited all the Republican candidates in the 2008 presidential race to the event at Pelham Fish and Game Club outside of Manchester, the state’s largest city, but he said they declined. He said all shooters would undergo training.

Buying a gun in New Hampshire, whose official motto is “Live Free or Die,” is relatively easy.

The state does not require buyers to obtain a handgun license or undergo safety training before buying a handgun, according to the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, a gun-control lobby group.